What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Rough Rough!
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why was the cat so small?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?