Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar.
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
How does a witch play loud music?
What's the slowest 5k?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Where do chips wear socks?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What bee is good for your health?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What's a bear's favorite movie?