Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why are fish such good architects?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?