What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What animal has the most fun?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?