What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
The Oscars®.
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What is the loneliest cheese?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why is summer always sad?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?