Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
At the Ritz.
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What does a lion call an antelope?
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Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you call a Zen egg?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why do crabs never give to charity?