Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Sir Cumference.
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What car can't keep a secret?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?