Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Because of their cold stare.
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you call a baby monkey?
How do you organize a space party?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?