Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why do bees gossip?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Which fly makes films?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?