Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
The jungle gym!
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you call a short cow?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?