Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
He had too much gas.
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why is a computer so smart?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?