Why did the frog have a long face?
He was un-hoppy.
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
How did the toad die?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What fairy loves to count?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
How do you make a cow float?