Why was the cat so small?
Because it only ate condensed milk.
What's the noisiest food?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
It's allergy season again?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?