How much does freedom weigh?
A Washing-ton!
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?