Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why was the fish so smart?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?