Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
They can catch bear-handed.
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?