What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why do vampires always look sick?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?