Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
How do fleas travel?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What stories are told by basketball players?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?