What do British people and golfers have in common?
They both love a good tea time.
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What did the sick chicken say?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What is an archer's favorite store?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?