Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?