Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
She wanted a cool ringtone.
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What fish sings the best?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why was the snake coughing so much?