Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
In a hatch-back.
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why do bees buzz?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?