Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
What are baby potatoes called?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why didn't the melons get married?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?