What are baby potatoes called?
Tater tots.
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What do you give a sick lemon?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Which dog belongs in a band?