How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed.
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?