Why do moms make good vintners?
Because they deal with a lot of whine.
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why do cows go to New York?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?