What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
A trail blazer.
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
How do bears keep cool?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why do mice need oiling?