Why are bakers also often hippies?
They're all about flour power!
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What condiment has wings?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you call bears with no ears?
How do fleas travel?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?