What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Taxidermy.
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why do bees gossip?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Where are average things manufactured?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What's the loudest sport?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?