What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
He'd have a license to dill.
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why are baseball games at night?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What table can you never sit at?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?