Why are grandkids so great?
They are usually cheaper than tech support.
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?