Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
He left an empty tombstone.
Why do librarians never make plans?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?