Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Because the staff was tired of them going bananas
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?