Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What's the loudest sport?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?