Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Because it's traveling light.
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?