What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
A li-mouse-ine.
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
How do fleas travel?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What part of a football field is never the same?