What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why do cats love to work?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?