How do you get a country girl to like you?
A tractor.
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Which cats have the best manners?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
How does the sun listen to music?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Where was Noah born?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What's a father's favorite flower?