What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
By dirt bike.
Where do actors go to pray?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?