How does the sun listen to music?
On its ray-dio!
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
How does a squid go into battle?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do insects learn at school?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?