Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
She had a knack for gram-mer.
What vehicle works the hardest?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?