Where was Noah born?
Ark-ansas.
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What does an evil hen lay?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?