Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Did you know about April 1st?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Which cats have the best manners?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?