What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh.
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do insects learn at school?
What's good for both poker and theater?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why are trees always so positive?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Are baby skunks cute?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?