What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
You get lumberjacked.
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Did you know about April 1st?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do ducks get after they eat?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?