What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Squeal of fortune!
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
When do mice play every day?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?