What do you call a magical reptile?
A lizard.
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why was the dog overweight?
What siblings are always sad?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?