What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
A giraffe with a sore throat.
What do you call a small mom?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
How are mountains able to see?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
How is life like toilet paper?