What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
You otter do what I say!
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What birds always travel in twos?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?