Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Black Panther.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Did you know about April 1st?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
I'm not a bad putter.
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?